What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
The Jet-sons.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's the slowest 5k?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?