What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?