What sports are both plant-based?
Squash and pickleball.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What does a dog say before eating?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why do crabs never give to charity?