What sports are both plant-based?
Squash and pickleball.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Where do baby apes sleep?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?