What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
How do billboards talk?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What animal loves a baseball game?