What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
A book just fell on my head.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did March say to the madness?