What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?