Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What does an evil hen lay?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a dog that meditates?