Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What does an evil hen lay?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's the friendliest national park?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?