How do you know bees have allergies?
Because they always break out in hives.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What are baby potatoes called?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What animal makes the best lunches?