What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Rocky road.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's the noisiest food?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?