What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How do bees get to school?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?