What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is the smallest lion?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Do dads always snore?