What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
What do cows like to dance to?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How do you get kids to do something?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?