What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where do termites go camping?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What is a sheep's favorite game?