Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?