Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
Why did the frog have a long face?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
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Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What game do bats excel at?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?