Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?