Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What kind of dog loves to eat?