Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do naked fish play with?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where are average things manufactured?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?