Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
An account-ant.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What animal floats best?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
