What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
It has risen indeed!
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What color are all the books in the library?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Which family member is always relieved?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?