What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What animal floats best?
Why did the fish blush?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Board Game With A Twist
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?