What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.
What do you call the dog magician?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Families are like fudge.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?