Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Mer-maids!
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the foal cough?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?