Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Mer-maids!
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a dog in space?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where does water do all its banking?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a tornado's favorite game?