How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What is a table you can eat?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?