How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?