What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What kind of music do planets like?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?