What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What does a panda ghost say?