Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?