Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
A book just fell on my head.
How does a cow do math?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?