Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?