Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?