Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
Which tree can't stop crying?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?