Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?