Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the airline worker name her child?