How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where does breakfast live?
When do mice play every day?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why do mice need oiling?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How does a barber get to work?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?