Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What fish sings the best?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a household of counselors?