Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a magical reptile?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?