Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What birds make average students?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?