Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What fish only swims at night?