What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Toucan do it!
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which president loved to take baths?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What tree has the most bark?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
I like telling Dad jokes.