What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How does a squid go into battle?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?