Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
It's too hard to make stores out of dimes.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where do birds go to drink?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What sweet treat never panics?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?