What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
A swim meat.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What table can you never sit at?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?