Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?