What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What utensil does water use to eat?