What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why is sand so optimistic?