Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why was the cat so small?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?