Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How did the tree get lost?