What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the fish blush?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?