What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What food is a man's best friend?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?