Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why don't ants get sick?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
