What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What is a duck's favorite snack?