What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?