What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Eggs benediction.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
A book just fell on my head.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?