What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Eggs benediction.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did spring break up with winter?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?