How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
What is a cow's dream job?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What fairy loves to count?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?