What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken!
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What tree has the most bark?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?