What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken!
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why is furniture so generous?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?