What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
We had a discussion about roses.
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
When does a horse talk?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How do you make a bandstand?