What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What table can you never sit at?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How does dinner smell?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?