What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Moose tracks.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?