Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
What did autumn say to summer?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How do you organize a space party?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a thieving alligator?