Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why are trees always so positive?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?