Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
I'm not a bad putter.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.