Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What game do cows play at parties?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What was the detective duck trying to do?