What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?