What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?