What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
A farm-ily!
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?