What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Ice scream.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?