What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
Which state is the cleanest?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which dogs love to study science?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?