What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which animal will never go bald?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?