How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Hey, bud!
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why do pigs tell jokes?