Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's the holiest insect?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why are skeletons so calm?