What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
My, you're growing some long legs!
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
