What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
My, you're growing some long legs!
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the cat start laughing?